About Me

My name is Sarah which means princess, but I am currently a full-time pirate at Walt Disney World who moonlights as a writer.

I love french fries or the potato in any form really.

I do not love mornings.

One day will be brave enough to sing karaoke at a bar. I will probably never be brave enough to tell that one guy I think he’s cute.

I do not have a tattoo because I’m afraid of needles and commitment.

When I was a child, I wanted to grow up and join the circus as a trapeze artist.

I love Jesus.

Another childhood dream was to be a singer/songwriter, but that dream died because God made me tone deaf and I’ve never written any songs.

My current dream is simply to make people laugh–I keep praying that God makes me funnier. We’ll see how this one pans out.